Thursday, September 15, 2011

We'd like to welcome you to Munchkin Land!!

Get Ready, freaks. You're gonna love this one.

From The Most Epic Tabloid Headline Of All Time

For those of you too lazy to click that link to investigate, the headline in question reads as follows:


OK, OK, quit your gut-laughing for a few seconds here, and let's get the facts. First off, the "sex dwarf" in question is not in fact a pint-sized companion of Gordon Ramsay's, as I originally thought upon reading the headline. Sadly, life isn't that good. What we do have, however, is almost as jaw-dropping and bizarre.

Percy Foster, a 3-foot 6 inches UK porn star, was known for his eerie resemblance to Ramsay and as the star of such adult fare as "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go." Foster was found dead at the bottom of a 6-foot deep badger set by members of the Ministry of Agriculture in western Wales.

While suicide has not officially been ruled out as a cause of death, Foster was apparently claiming top dollar in the porn industry for his resemblance to Ramsay. Porn star celebrity look-alikes are always in high demand in the pornography industry. Add the diminutive stature of Mr. Foster, and you have smut gold.

Call me a prude, but I have never felt much draw to the niche of dwarf pornography. I much prefer legitimate dwarf cinema, personally. Like The Terror of Tiny Town (1938), an old time western cast entirely by the vertically challenged.

You can't tell me that doesn't make you smile. At least a little bit. Even if it's just on the inside.

If the strangeness of this world doesn't have you bust out laughing on a regular basis, than you're just not paying attention. Enjoy The Ride.

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