Tuesday, September 27, 2011

We're Goin' Bare-Hands!

Is this life imitating art? Or life imitating art imitating life?

Or could it just be life imitating shitty cinema?

From The Inquisitr: Unemployed Man Will Let You Hunt Him For $10,000

Mork Encino, a 28 year old unemployed man suffering the ongoing misfortune of having parents who were obviously way too into Mork & Mindy in the 80s, is fed up. After suffering through a lengthy period of being without a job, Encino has turned to what he sees as being the only route left to provide for his family. He's offering himself up as prey for sportsmen looking to lock in mortal combat with the world's most dangerous game.

Mork's website, HuntMe4Sport.com, is offering the chance to hunt Mork for the price of $10,000. Standing proud in orange suspenders with a face only a mother could love, Encino is ready to do anything to provide for his loved ones in these tough economic times.
I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide...I’m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar, and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family.
Gotta hand it to the man. He sure sounds devoted.

While Encino has already received several offers on his website, as of yet none of them have been large enough to entice him into accepting the hunt. Truthfully, Encino is simply hoping that his website will go viral enough that it will help him land a legitimate job prospect, rather than be forced to go to ground in the bush against a coterie of maddened rifle-men.

For your sake, Mork, I hope that job offer comes down the line before Rutger Hauer and his buddies find your site.

I wouldn't want to be the one to have to explain to Gary Busey that he shouldn't be taking it too seriously.

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