Wednesday, August 10, 2011

"My blood, shed for you"

Well the Race Is On and here comes Pride in the back stretch.

From the Alabama Local 15: Pastor Tased, Woman Stabbed after Church Service

The story goes a little something like this. Apparently Simone Moore of Mobile County, Alabama is on the run from the police after an incident at the local Baptist Church this past Sunday that resulted in a preacher being tased, and Simone's own mother being stabbed.

In other words, in a group likely chock full of people that watch NASCAR biting their fingernails to the quick in anticipation of the next big fiery crash of metal, these people just hit the god damn Powerball.

Apparently Moore lost his motha-fuckin' mind after the self-styled R&B artist was handed his last check from the church and told that his services as Minister of Music would no longer be required. Moore then pulled out a taser and attacked Rev. Daryl Riley.

And there's only one way to describe what happened next...

...OK, maybe not that over the top, but you get the idea.

In the tussle that followed, Moore's own mother was stabbed by the deacon of the church with a pocket knife, and a total of six people were injured. The police are still searching for both Moore and the deacon, Harvey Hunt.

And in the midst of all this madness, the factoid that I keep coming back to is that someone, in their infinite wisdom, actually named a county in Alabama Mobile. How ironic is that? Considering I fully subscribe to the Joe Rogan theory that no one lives in those deep serious pockets in the south because it's fucking awesome. These people are mostly just the offspring of all the people that wanted to head out west and just decided it was too far, plopped down, and started breeding.

Remember kids, no one is in Paduka, Kentucky 'cause Paduka is the shit.

Enjoy the day, freaks.

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