Taste the Bile

From CNN: 7 apps to make you feel like a better person

That's right! From the authors of the riveting blog/book Stuff Hipsters Hate comes a list of a variety of smart phone apps that can help you overcome the temptations of the Seven Deadly Sins!

Languish no more in a vile puddle of your own self-loathing as these cyber-cunts tell you how these soulless computer applications can CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

Now you too can be...
...fitter
...happier
...more productive
...comfortable
...not drinking too much
...regular exercise at the gym
...three times a week