Friday, April 1, 2011

Breaking News!

Mel Gibson sets world record for most masturbation in a single 24 hour period!

First, a shout out to Jay for sending this one my way.

That's right ladies and gentleman, the great and venerated Mel Gibson has set the world record for the most orgasms in 24 hours, weighing in at a staggering 36. This crushes the former record, a measly 27, which was achieved by a German student.

The article describes the setup Gibson used to achieve this masturbatory feat, which involved three separate screens constantly streaming a wide variety of pornographic material throughout the day. Rumor has it that Gibson actually achieved 12 orgasms, a full third of his record, while all three screens ran clips of The Passion of the Christ. Mentally and physically exhausted from the jerk-a-thon, Gibson had to take several cat-naps throughout the day to keep his stamina up to take the gold.

Mr. Gibson, I salute you!

Happy April Fools Day you silly Psychonauts!
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