Sounds like a bad movie, huh? American Werewolf in Paris, American Ninja in Pakistan, got a nice ring to it.
Anyway, check out this report from FOX News. Remember a while back when we heard about that whacked out crazy guy who was found in Pakistan carrying nothing but a map, night vision goggles, and a samurai sword? Well, he's back in the news, saying that he deserves at least a portion of the $27 million reward offered by the feds for Osama Bin Laden.
I say give it to him. Anyone ballsy enough to go running around Pakistan armed with a samurai sword is not the kind of man you want coming home feeling jilted and cast aside. At least this way we can hope to keep him from slinking around the back alleys of D.C., peering through night vision goggles at federal buildings.
Crazy world we live in, people.