Gotta admit, this is one headline I never expected to read. Especially not in the Wall Street Journal.

Wearing Only a Smile, Nudists Seek Out the Young and the Nude

So, apparently, the nudist culture is in danger of going Over the Hill permanently. With a recent stagnation of young recruits, the aging baby-boomers are beginning to worry that their free-spirited culture will die out without an infusion of new blood.

Now why, you might ask, would the Wall Street Journal be reporting on the nation-wide attempt to draw in younger crowds to nudist resorts? Because shockingly, the nudist industry pulls in around $440 million a year. Who would have guessed it?



I got into the wrong line of work, god damnit.