Remember kids, when engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation, always use a spotter!
From NBC: Man Who Owned Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy
His mother must be so proud.
So apparently, a man who was in the news not too long ago when one of his "trained" bears snapped and mauled a man to death is whipping up headlines again, this time of a much more comical nature. Sam Mazzola, age 49, was found dead in his home outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Arms and legs chained to his waterbed. With a sex toy blocking his airways.
The best quote of the article is the sheriff's department's comment to the press. Apparently, somehow the authorities have ruled that the death was neither a suicide, nor a homicide. And just kinda leave it at that. How does a man die from asphyxiation with a god damn fuck toy in his throat, chained to the bed, without it being either a homicide or a suicide? Unfortunately, the article largely spares you all the gory details you really want to read, because it's from NBC, and there are children out there who simply can not handle the gruesome specifics of how a man might be killed by a fuck toy in his own home.
Enjoy the day, freaks! Much love.
Definitely saw that one as well. Chuckles.
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