Today we celebrate the anniversary of Dock Ellis pitching a no-hitter in 1970 against the San Diego Padres. Now, I'm sure a lot of you are thinking, since when does this guy give a fuck about sports? Why is he telling us to celebrate a no-hitter from over 40 years ago?
Well, my friends, that would be because Dock Ellis pitched that no-hitter whilst under the influence of LSD. Imagine! A no-hitter in a professional ball game while you're losing your mind!
Dock Ellis, we salute you.